Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.
This would push through so many barriers
People are honest to God falling for that “charge iOS8 iPhones by microwaving them” hoax and all I gotta say is that if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you don’t deserve any piece of technology more advanced than an Etch a Sketch.
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scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ