18. The Mitten. GVSU '18

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"Fine, maybe I'll pretend right now but I swear to god I'm gonna change the world"



Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am


me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol

me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow



parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

This would push through so many barriers

(Source: dstoevsky)


People are honest to God falling for that “charge iOS8 iPhones by microwaving them” hoax and all I gotta say is that if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you don’t deserve any piece of technology more advanced than an Etch a Sketch.


urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ



This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

Hey red basket you’re missing a bag of babybel cheese

(Source: 99percentinvisible)